The first thing that Kon thought was 'Clark' and he made a face. The idea of Clark in drag was not something that was appealing, even to his broadening horizons. Then, of course, he thought of Lex. That was the person that Xander was talking about. Even if he did sometimes - more than sometimes - think of Lex as a parent figure, it was weird to hear someone say it like that.

"Well, I didn't think guys just had magically different feet." He stared at the shoes, trying to figure out where he'd even gotten them.

"So how much trouble do you think I've gotten myself into this time?"